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Rude Botany

Sometimes plant names are rude.  Sometimes we make plant names sound crude by the way we pronounce them.  To celebrate the ruder side of botany I have created a range of tee shirts will all the rudest names.  Look if you dare!
Rosa 'Golden Showers' Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
Rosa 'Golden Showers' Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
£24.00
Prunus 'Fukubana' Women's Softstyle Tee
Prunus 'Fukubana' Women's Softstyle Tee
£24.00
Crassula vaginata Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
Crassula vaginata Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
£24.00
Clitoria ternatea Women's Softstyle Tee
Clitoria ternatea Women's Softstyle Tee
£24.00
The Fabulous Naked Man Orchid [Men's]
The Fabulous Naked Man Orchid [Men's]
£25.00
Passiflora 'Silly Cow' Women's Softstyle Tee
Passiflora 'Silly Cow' Women's Softstyle Tee
£24.00
Silybum marianum Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
Silybum marianum Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
£24.00
Prunus 'Fukubana' Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
Prunus 'Fukubana' Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
£24.00
Erica canaliculata Women's Softstyle Tee
Erica canaliculata Women's Softstyle Tee
£24.00
Crassula vaginata Women's Softstyle Tee
Crassula vaginata Women's Softstyle Tee
£24.00
Clitoria ternatea Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
Clitoria ternatea Men's Fitted Short Sleeve Tee
£24.00
Under the Mistletoe Jumper [Men's]
Under the Mistletoe Jumper [Men's]
£42.00