I'd Remember Unisex College Hoodie

Have you ever found yourself chatting to someone and then realising that you have forgotten that person's name.  You have been talking to them for too long for it to be polite to stop them in their tracks in order to ask their name.  It's a polite crisis that particularly affects the British.  The whole horrible situation can easily be avoided by wearing this hoodie.  Pop it over your head and cast aside any fears of human nomenclature forgetfulness.